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	<description>Disclaimer: The string of words listed below describe momentary fetishes, passing emotions, sudden whims, overt feelings, and other what-nots from the author. Some are fictitious accounts from the author’s alter egos and multiple personalities. If you find any of the following offensive, discriminating, pointless, or just plain boring – you can come up to me when you see me somewhere and give me a piece of your mind – I could enjoy a good laugh. And I realize some of the posts may be creepy in a stalkerish kind of way, but please, do not flatter yourself &#38; please do not assume that it’s about you, &#38; please do not act all high &#38; conceited the next time we meet. Rest be assured that I just used your sorry, narcissistic, jerkish ass to fuel my writer’s block.</description>
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		<title>12 Things About You</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have a trail of moles behind your nape that I simply adore. I can trace my fingers on it for hours and I’d still find it fascinating. You smell nice. You smell clean and neat and fresh and I love how your scent fills the car after you jump right in. You have the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pauthecarabao.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3498472&amp;post=48&amp;subd=pauthecarabao&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ze Wedding of Ze Year</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy couples make me squirm, but just because I&#8217;m bitter, doesn’t mean that I can’t be happy for my best friend. I was asked to deliver a speech and I purposely made it as void of emotion as possible because I didn’t want to ruin Je’s mascara, but this is what I would’ve wanted to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pauthecarabao.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3498472&amp;post=42&amp;subd=pauthecarabao&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Haay..</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 05:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dammit! Seriously, I need to let you go. Can you please stop being perfect because this isn’t healthy anymore. The sleepless nights are wreaking havoc on my pores, so I’d rather you be a downright prick towards me. Oh that’s right, it didn’t work because you have been a prick to me countless times before [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pauthecarabao.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3498472&amp;post=40&amp;subd=pauthecarabao&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 05:07:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He is my favorite mistake. A dilemma I wouldn’t mind having over and over again. It seems as though that is the case, because I have been infatuated with this one person for the longest time, and it still puzzles me how it refuses to rot away into the confines of my forgetful head. I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pauthecarabao.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3498472&amp;post=39&amp;subd=pauthecarabao&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Conversations with the Universe</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 04:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Universe:    Oh, it’s you again. What do you want this time? Pau:       Just help me understand why he &#38; I can’t be together? I mean, here I find a guy whom I think the world of and there’s this huge probability that he thinks the world of me too, but every time we get [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pauthecarabao.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3498472&amp;post=38&amp;subd=pauthecarabao&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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