Happy couples make me squirm, but just because I’m bitter, doesn’t mean that I can’t be happy for my best friend. I was asked to deliver a speech and I purposely made it as void of emotion as possible because I didn’t want to ruin Je’s mascara, but this is what I would’ve wanted to [...]
Of Floods and Men
The most ironic thing happened to me today. I’ve spent four years in UST, a legendary place known for waist deep floods brought about by the slightest drizzle and the constant peeing of hooligans on the streets, and I’ve never – as in never – had the unfortunate chance of actually bracing one myself. UST [...]
Dear Je
My life, in retrospect, has been a constant series of bad B movies and cheesy Mexican telenovelas. Sad to say, but I’ve never quite played the lead role, considering it is MY life.
But just when things are at their shittiest and I’ve had more than my fair share of potholes along the way and [...]
Cheating 101
I know I don’t have the right to blog about my friend’s current relationship status, but I just need to let it out of my system. Itago na lang natin siya sa pangalang Carbonara. Why that name, you ask? Because that’s the dish I ordered as I’m sitting here in this coffee shop to avail [...]
Grad School Drop Out
When I signed up for DLSU’s Post Grad program, I really didn’t know what I was getting myself into. Up until now, I’m not really sure what drove me into taking that route. At the back of my head, I was expecting cute yuppie guys who converse intellectually & chic corporate women who donned Ilaya [...]
Cynical Xenical
The results are in. I’m officially a blimp. None of my clothes fit anymore, no amount of squeezing and sucking in my humongous tummy can suffice just so I can wedge myself into my former threads. I have boobs on my back and on my sides, which come to think of, is quite appealing in [...]
I’m Ranting
As my friend said: All stories are bound to end. Whether it be a happy ending or a sad ending – be happy because it started with “Once upon a time”.
Too bad, I’m not into fairytales anymore. I am such a cynic that I detest being around happy people because I tend to gag [...]
