12 Things About You

You have a trail of moles behind your nape that I simply adore. I can trace my fingers on it for hours and I’d still find it fascinating.
You smell nice. You smell clean and neat and fresh and I love how your scent fills the car after you jump right in.
You have the best biceps [...]

Ze Wedding of Ze Year

Happy couples make me squirm, but just because I’m bitter, doesn’t mean that I can’t be happy for my best friend. I was asked to deliver a speech and I purposely made it as void of emotion as possible because I didn’t want to ruin Je’s mascara, but this is what I would’ve wanted to [...]

Haay..

Dammit!
Seriously, I need to let you go. Can you please stop being perfect because this isn’t healthy anymore. The sleepless nights are wreaking havoc on my pores, so I’d rather you be a downright prick towards me. Oh that’s right, it didn’t work because you have been a prick to me countless times before and [...]